Sunday, June 24, 2007
wriggledwithlove
weather today is freaking hot!i love the sun and seldom complain abt the weather being too hot, so today is REALLY hot. went amk hub then town with rayson. i bought 5 tops and is feeling ultra guilty & broke. and rayson cheong kept rubbing into it which makes me feel a 100000000000000000 times more guilty. lol.bumped into lileen at hgplaza! havent seen her for so long :Dand she is really monopoly siao. lol.work tmr. rah.i think this is funny.One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to a girl and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you."But the girl said NO.Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money onthe floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by thetime you pick it up. "She thought for a moment and said that she would haveto consult her boyfriend... So she called herboyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up themoney very fast, he won't even be able to get hispants down."she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hourgoes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for hisgirlfriend to call.Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls andasks what happened.She responded, "The bastard used coins!"okay bye!disappointed. not very. just enough to make me wanna cry.